I was obsessed with looking rich and overspent in my 20s. Then one HR meeting exposed how little I knew about money.

Aug 18, 2026 04:08 PM - 1 hour ago 1

Haley Sacks, Mrs Dow Jones, sounds a newspaper

Haley Sacks, known arsenic Mrs. Dow Jones. Courtesy of Daniel Randall

In this book excerpt from "Future Rich Person," writer Haley Sacks, creator of Mrs. Dow Jones, shares really an embarrassing 401(k) speech sparked her money journey.

Back successful my 20s, I wanted to beryllium a comedian.

I was moving arsenic a page astatine Late Show pinch David Letterman during the time and doing stand-up and improv connected the Lower East Side astatine night. In my free time, I made YouTube videos you will ne'er find (don't moreover effort it) for illustration "GRWM to Zip Zap Zop."

On the side, I babysat a kid named Winthrop connected the Upper East Side (yes, his existent name), and this small Napoleon fto maine activity connected my net videos if I fto him watch wrestling alternatively of doing his homework. (Oh, and I besides worked the beforehand table astatine a chic SoHo Pilates workplace that Karlie Kloss and the Olsen twins favored, and no, I didn't person to motion an NDA, truthful inquire maine anything.)

I was hustling for illustration this for years until, astatine 25, I yet sewage my big break (a informing to readers who mightiness not for illustration name-dropping: I'm astir to name-drop): Lorne Michaels, the man who started "Saturday Night Live," was hiring for 2 imaginative societal residents. I sewage the occupation alongside Ben Marshall (who you whitethorn cognize now arsenic the redhead from "SNL").

Dream occupation territory. I went successful location afloat of hope, giving Leslie Knope energy. I was freaking doing it. I yet had it together. I was going to beryllium getting disconnected the train astatine 8:30 a.m. pinch the remainder of firm America, heading to my full-time occupation astatine a windowless agency successful Midtown! Pinch me.

But then, connected my first day, HR had the audacity to inquire astir my 401(k) contributions and wellness insurance. Four-oh—what, now? I could singing each Taylor Swift narration timeline, knew each Kardashian's astrological sign, and could show you precisely what Lindsay Lohan wore to tribunal successful 2010, but I couldn't person told you what a status relationship aliases the S&P 500 were if my life depended connected it. The different caller hires confidently picked their plans and decided their publication percentages; I nodded on for illustration I was astatine a performance wherever I didn't cognize the words.

I felt called out. I knew thing astir money

When the gathering was over, I bolted retired faster than Julia Fox ditching Kanye. As I sat successful my flat later that night, the postulation of designer bags I had spent thousands connected mocked maine from the area (I was obsessed pinch looking rich | alternatively of being rich), and thing shifted wrong me. All my popular civilization knowledge, each my imaginative talent, each my hustle— it was clear nary of it mattered if I couldn't understand basic big finances. And I didn't.

This is what I meant erstwhile I said that I was precisely for illustration you. Like, immoderate you deliberation you do severely pinch your money, I did worse. Ignore your in installments paper statements? I don't deliberation I had a login. Overspend connected food? I utilized to bid Nobu for breakfast. Turns out, stone shrimp tempura pairs awesome pinch a acold brew! Avoid contributing to your status accounts? I didn't person 1 because I didn't moreover cognize they existed.

And now thing that I had successfully laughed disconnected aliases avoided for 25 years was coming backmost to haunt me. I felt humiliated. Pathetic. Small.

I past did what immoderate self-respecting millennial would do: I stress-ordered Thai nutrient and googled "What's the difference betwixt an IRA and a 401( k)?" The results? Videos of nerds successful T- shirts opinionated successful beforehand of whiteboards, saying, "What's up, guys!" earlier nervously explaining scale costs while avoiding oculus interaction pinch the camera.

After I'd had capable of the bros, I watched a video of a female telling maine to lavation and reuse my insubstantial towels to unrecorded frugally. I was for illustration . . . this is the financial contented of our time? Great. So I either had to go obsessed pinch the wackest life hacks to prevention money aliases study astir investing from dudes who whitethorn not person wholly vanished puberty? There had to beryllium a amended way.

Where was my Beyoncé of finance? Someone who could make knowing money arsenic breathtaking arsenic reference Daily Mail? Someone who didn't make growing wealth look for illustration a depressing travel of drying insubstantial towels connected a clothesline but made it aspirational, chic, and inspiring? I needed personification to show maine that my life didn't person to suck now to amended my financial business successful the future.

I couldn't find her. So I became her

The adjacent morning, I opened an incognito browser ( because this ngo was apical secret) and started to investigation personal finance, scribbling down notes successful my diary arsenic I publication articles and listened to podcasts. I researched each word I didn't know. I publication each the books. I was for illustration Elle Woods studying for the LSAT.

At first, it felt for illustration learning different language, but small by little, the pieces came together and I began to return action. I opened my first high-yield savings relationship and group up automatic transfers. I learned really to publication my salary stub without panicking. I yet — yet — understood the magic of a 401( k) match. (It turns out, erstwhile you activity successful comedy, they don't connection that.)

I wasn't perfect. I still spent excessively overmuch connected 3 p.m. iced coffees and articulator glosses, but for the first clip successful my life, I felt successful control. I was truthful inspired by my caller financial knowledge that I wanted to talk astir it pinch everyone each the time. I was astatine brunch discussing in installments scores and institution net pinch the aforesaid enthusiasm that I had erstwhile reserved for talking astir Gigi Hadid. I sewage into crypto. I sewage retired of crypto. I group alarms connected my telephone for the mediate of the nighttime truthful I could waste and acquisition pinch the Chinese market.

Being bully pinch money didn't make maine boring; it made maine bold

It gave maine the powerfulness to choose, to locomotion away, the powerfulness to build thing bigger than myself. I knew location were truthful galore group retired location who needed this accusation and who needed to perceive it successful a measurement that made them consciousness powerful, not stupid.

So I started Mrs. Dow Jones. I posted memes and videos each azygous time astir the market and financial basics and quickly gained a following. After each my shots successful the dark, it felt for illustration thing had yet landed. I was creating pinch purpose. And it felt good.

When you thin into your biggest wound, that's wherever the magic happens. The infinitesimal I stopped avoiding my finances and took control, my full life shifted. As I gained nett worth, I gained self-worth.

Excerpted from Future Rich Person by Haley Sacks. Copyright © 2026 by Haley Sacks. All authorities reserved. No portion of this excerpt whitethorn beryllium reproduced aliases reprinted without support successful penning from the publisher.

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