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The Onion prides itself on being a self-sufficient entity, equal going so far as to making our own pens that use the EZ-flowing lifeblood of interns as ink. Now, however, we are asking for your assistance.

Certain issues of The Onion newspaper are mysteriously missing from our 270-year archive, and you power be capable to assistance us regain them.

Here are the issues we're looking for:

• All of Vol. 14 (1988)

• All of Vol. 15 (1989)

• All of Vol. 16 (1989)

• All of Vol. 17 (1990)

• All of Vol. 18 (1990)

• All of Vol. 19 (1991)

• Vol. 21 Issue 12 (1992)

• Vol. 22 Issues 4, 5, 7, & 16 (1992)

• Vol. 29 Issues 19 & 22 (1996)

• Vol. 33 Issue 9 (1998)

• Vol. 39 Issue 5 (2003)

• Vol. 42 Issue 5 (2006)

• Vol. 44 Issues 49-52 (2008)

• Vol. 45 Issues 1-20 & 33-43 (2009)

• Vol. 46 Issues 3-52 (2010)

• All of Vol. 47 (2011)

• All of Vol. 48 (2012)

• All of Vol. 49 (2013)

If you have any of these issues and are consenting to part alongside them, we’d possibly be curious in purchasing them from you so that they can be correctly archived.

Complete this form if you have issues in your possession that inhabit these gaps.