Ponytail: Lazy Senior Engineer Skill

Sep 07, 2026 08:18 AM - 1 week ago 6

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 a deadpan elder developer pinch a ponytail and glasses

He says nothing. He writes 1 line. It works.

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the_whole_idea

Your supplier reaches for 50 lines. The occupation needs one.

cache.py−48 +1

- people CacheManager:- def __init__(self, ttl, maxsize):- self._store, self._lock = {}, Lock()- # ...44 much lines you support forever+ @lru_cache(maxsize=1000)+ def fetch(...): ...

// aforesaid behavior. 48 less lines. zero bugs successful codification that nary longer exists.

the_ladder

Stop astatine the first rung that holds.

  1. Does this request to exist? Speculative request = skip it. (YAGNI)
  2. Already successful this codebase? Reuse the helper, util, aliases shape that already lives here.
  3. Does the modular room do it? Use it.
  4. Native level characteristic covers it? <input type="date"> complete a picker lib.
  5. Already-installed dependency solves it? Use it. Don't adhd a caller one.
  6. Can it beryllium 1 line? One line.
  7. Only then: the minimum codification that works.

benchmarks

Less code. Fewer tokens. Same safety.

install

Two lines for Claude Code.

# Claude Code
/plugin marketplace adhd DietrichGebert/ponytail
/plugin instal ponytail@ponytail

codex

codex plugin marketplace adhd DietrichGebert/ponytail

copilot cli

copilot plugin instal ponytail@ponytail

gemini cli

gemini extensions instal github.com/DietrichGebert/ponytail

pi harness

pi instal git:github.com/DietrichGebert/ponytail

commands

Drive it from chat.

/ponytail lite|full|ultra|offset intensity, aliases move it off
/ponytail-reviewfind over-engineering successful the existent diff
/ponytail-auditscan the full repo for bloat
/ponytail-debtcollect deferred shortcuts into a ledger
/ponytail-gainshow the benchmark scoreboard
/ponytail-helpquick bid reference

intensity

Pick really lazy.

"lite"

Builds what you asked, names the lazier replacement successful 1 line. You pick.

# default

"full"

The ladder, enforced. Stdlib and autochthonal first. Shortest diff, shortest explanation.

"ultra"

YAGNI extremist. Ships the one-liner and challenges the remainder of the request successful the aforesaid breath.

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